I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.
Age 31, Male
What Occupation?
The Something School of Whatev
Canada
Joined on 10/4/07
Posted by CapnChaos - July 5th, 2009
First of all, yes, I'm still alive. I was just on vacation.
Secondly, we should all mourn the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet, and TV spokesman Billy Mays.
On a lighter note, Happy Canada Day (July 1) and/or Independence Day (July 4) to all the Canadians and Americans out there.
Because this post is so short, here's a song.
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Posted by CapnChaos - June 9th, 2009
Alright, so I was thinking today, and I discovered something very shocking; The Devil is Greater than God.
Now, as an agnostic, I don't believe in one definite god, but for you religious nuts out there, here you go.
1. The devil is greater than nothing.
2. Nothing is greater than God.
3. Therefore, The Devil is greater than God!
Heartbreaking news.
God is undoubtedly worshiped because he is believed by many as the highest power.
If the Devil is greater than god, then all you religious people have got it all wrong.
Maybe goths are actually onto something.
Posted by CapnChaos - May 15th, 2009
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This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've travelled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, ROCK!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll tan you're fucking hide, RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, surpreme, OOOHH GOD!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
SUPREEEMEEEEE YEAAAAAHHH
SUPREME!!
Posted by CapnChaos - April 17th, 2009
The comic war is back on!
For those of you who don't know what it is, it's an all in good fun war I've waged against
Canistel Lock (Redbartlettlock)
The war is fought through comic strips.
My first few were poorly made, but I'm putting more effort into each one.
My comics:
Posted by CapnChaos - March 18th, 2009
Hey guys, I've made a new video.
I didn't use flash, because I was trying out new animation software.
That said, it's on Youtube instead of Newgrounds.
