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CapnChaos

I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

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Ground Breaking Religious News!

Posted by CapnChaos - June 9th, 2009

Alright, so I was thinking today, and I discovered something very shocking; The Devil is Greater than God.

Now, as an agnostic, I don't believe in one definite god, but for you religious nuts out there, here you go.

1. The devil is greater than nothing.

2. Nothing is greater than God.

3. Therefore, The Devil is greater than God!

Heartbreaking news.

God is undoubtedly worshiped because he is believed by many as the highest power.

If the Devil is greater than god, then all you religious people have got it all wrong.

Maybe goths are actually onto something.

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STALKERClock 2009-06-11 03:38:59

The street preachers make me laugh where I live.

CapnChaos 2009-06-11 03:38:59

There were two street preachers the pther day, across the road from each other.

One guy had a sign that said: The end is nigh! Repent!

The other one said: The end is nigh! Rejoice!

RedBartlettLock 2009-06-12 02:51:24

LMFAO!

CapnChaos 2009-06-12 02:51:24

Good to see you on here.

STALKERClock 2009-06-15 17:02:19

It feels so empty without Cash.

CapnChaos 2009-06-15 17:02:19

I know... :(

Rusty 2009-06-22 11:28:52

I know I miss Cash so much, he was so great.

CapnChaos 2009-06-22 11:28:52

CASHCLOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!11111

Rusty 2009-06-22 11:52:41

Hmm...Does this mean I should rape small children in the name of Satan or what?

CapnChaos 2009-06-22 11:52:41

Yes.

But seriously, Welcome back, man!

Rusty 2009-06-22 12:37:04

Heh, over the two months I've been playing Fable II over and over.

I know every line of dialogue.

From start to finish.

Ask me what a character says and I'll answer it correctly, give me a hard one. Go ahead...Come on. Shoot a question.

CapnChaos 2009-06-22 12:37:04

Hmm, trying to think of a hard one.

While i do, here's an easy one. "OBEY!"

Rusty 2009-06-22 18:33:24

Lucien says it like all the time when you do something wrong, the commandent say it a couple of times and thats it.

CapnChaos 2009-06-22 18:33:24

yeah.

I kinda meant the commandant, (hence the capitals + !)

but anyway, i thought of my favourite one.

"You have entered a place with a long standing history of evil, pain and terror...And poker night is Friday."

Rusty 2009-06-23 14:13:21

Ah, Cornelius Grim's exact words when you meet him as you join up with the Temple of Shadows.

CapnChaos 2009-06-23 14:13:21

Nice. That's both impressive and sad at the same time.

Rusty 2009-06-23 14:42:27

Also, I lol'd at your msn handwriting pic, ahh...Mocking people who use MS paint or some cheap programme to draw. :P

CapnChaos 2009-06-23 14:42:27

Yeah. Mostly the douchebags who think their ms paint drawings are good.

Rusty 2009-06-23 18:26:31

Yeah it is kinda sad :(

I should go out more...But then those Evil bees might get me...Evil bees, plotting World Domination and junk.

CapnChaos 2009-06-23 18:26:31

lol

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