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CapnChaos
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

Age 31, Male

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The Something School of Whatev

Canada

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*PIMP SLAP* That's what you get for not alerting me that you're online! *BITCH SLAP* That's because you're French-Descended, and I'm racist.

I got Skyrim too, really awesome game which I've been raping mercilessly since I got on the day it came out.

And I'm getting Revelations tomorrow. Did you ever get Assassin's Creed 1? Because I remember you played Assassins Creed 2 first. If you did, then you're just as excited as me that you can once again play as the stone-cold badass that is Altair Ibn La-Ahad. (Who has a ridiciously cool sounding name which means "Flying one, son of no one.")

I'm not going to get the Halo remake, simply because I got that game once and I'm not going to get it again just because it has shinier graphics.

And I've never been that into Shooters, so Gears of War and Modern Warfare and all others on there are out of the question.

As badass as Ezio Auditore de Firenze is, Altair has him beat by a lot. Altair got shit done. And he did it without gadgets made personally for him by Leonardo DaVinci (although that is pretty damn cool)

I probably won't get Halo until I get internet that can handle online gaming, as this "new" Halo brings all the maps from Halo 1's multiplayer as add-ons to Halo Reach. Otherwise, it will be pointless.

Skyrim is pretty much a perfect kind of game for me. A singe player RPG that doesn't hold back on violence or subject matter, and doesn't resort to cheesy plots and dialogue to appeal to a wider audience. Most of the good things about Fable 1 are evident in Skyrim, and there's a lot more cool shit that doesn't have (like Manly, 'eat your face' vampires and werewolves, which are not seen often in todays media). Because of the sheer volume of things to do in skyrim, coupled with the length of the main plot, it's replaced Fable as my RPG to play constantly (Although, when Diablo III comes out, I may have to re-think my plans.)

Shooters aren't my cup of tea specifically. I'll play the odd shooter at a friend's house, and i used to play them more when i had good internet, but they usually have weak singleplayer modes. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R Series being one of the bigger exceptions)

*Grabs your head and passionately kisses you.*

That's a reference to my favourite character in Assassin's Creed II and Brotherhood.

...Bartolomeo d'Alviano?

Totally. The guy was hilarious.

"I've got things under control!"

*Nearly gets his head blasted off by a musket*

"...Maybe I could use some help."

In other news, Mass Effect 3 in a couple of months. That is all.

I used to be a gamer like you...Then I took Red Ring to the Xbox.

Interestingly, I haven't got a new Xbox game since Fable 3

Do you believe history repeats itself? Because I just came up with something scary...

???

Important post. Come read.

Because if you do, you'll agree with this is about the time a massive oppressive Dictatorship takes over.

A currency, the Euro is collasping, which usually ends up in Civil War followed by a Dictatorship emerging. (I'm glad Britain never used that crap currency and became Germany and France's bitch like all the other Euro using countries,)

And there are civil wars breaking out all over the Middle East. There's uprising, even in first world countries. Have you heard about the Communists in Boston? Or London? I feel like the world's crying out for another Dictator, like it has so many times before.

I feel like I'm going to be mining salt soon.

Well, if you look at how bad Greece is doing right now, it makes you wonder if the rest of Europe will fare well in the near future..

Note: I'm fully aware that odds are I'm being paranoid.

First the middle east, then the European Union and now here in Russsia.

You guys had to confirm my theories about the near future and not just call me paranoid, didn't you?

Also, the U.S economy is slowly failing. At this point, if all their debt were called at once, the United States would cease to be a country.

Fuck you.

That reminds of something I read up in a book on american history. Apparently Texas used to be it's own republic.

Yep, and they had a war with Mexico.

You know what I've noticed, a lot of games have 3 in them this year.

Gears of War 3
Resistance 3
Uncharted 3
Killzone 3
Battlefield 3
Modern Warfare 3
there might be others but I can't be damned to list them all.

And most of the games coming out recently are sequels. But then, when ISN'T that true?

I also want to say something about your argument with a vegetarian. If there is anything I hate more than vegetarians it has to be vegans, they won't eat anything that comes from an animal (milk, cheese, you name it). What do they call breastfeeding, cannibalism?

It seems to be Animals they worship like sacred idols more. They probably prefer Cannibalism to Animal Meat. Next thing you know they'll be starting a massive widely worshiped religion and making everyone worship they're False Chicken God. Performing ritual sacrifices of meat eaters and such.

Then a vegan-backed chicken will become U.S President and take over the world. (It's not like they have better candidates.)

And then the Chicken President will blast a laser beam at the moon and carve a the face of Foghorn Leghorn on the moon!

Where are you? Your messages are piling up here.

So I've recently heard that in Canada The Police actually spend they're time going after serious crimes than they do chasing after Druggies. How is it to live in one of the few sane places on Earth? I've never even heard of the idea of a mostly sane population!

Maybe the they got bored of chasing them around mountains on horseback.

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