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CapnChaos
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

Age 30, Male

What Occupation?

The Something School of Whatev

Canada

Joined on 10/4/07

Level:
14
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1,982 / 2,180
Exp Rank:
30,693
Vote Power:
5.59 votes
Rank:
Town Watch
Global Rank:
64,784
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23
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90
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2%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
381
Gear:
2

You know we should do? Talk about crap on Capn's page in the revenge for all that injustice when RBL and Capnchaos used to spam your page.

I want to see how he will react when he gets back.

Yeah, those two guys was mean on you, time for payback!

SPAM

SPAM

Hello! Anyone home?

...If you don't get online soon, I'll rape you until your ass bleeds so much you pass out and die. I'll give you three days from now to get your ass online.

*Knock knock* It's been a month already. How long are you going to keep us hanging?

Did Albanians steal your PC or something? Where are you?!?!?

Remember when I was gone for three months and you thought I was dead, STALKER. Well, Capnchaos may be pulling a CashClock. Or he's dead.

That's possible, but I still think it's Albanians. That or crappy weather anyway.

Did some Albanians kidnap you and force you into sex slavery?!

Wow, there's quite a lot of spam on here now. I've been busy with exams the last few weeks. It wasn't Albanians, don't worry.

Hey you're back! How have you been Capn? Me and Cash were talking about albania and why it sucks. Canistel has been online every now and then, and I drew something after a long time.

I also made another overly long world domination plan on-impulse. And I got freaked out at just how much I seem to cook these things up in a matter of minutes and started to ponder if I could actually do it if I had no morality whatsoever.

Thankfully, I have a conscience and I hate this world too much to want to conquer it. Seriously, you guys can have it. I'll just finish studying Biology and use my obvious genius to cure all diseases instead. Really, who'd want to own this entire planet? The property value's awful.

It may have something to do with being English AND Italian that I'm so obsessed with conquering everything.

"The Sun never sets on the British Empire, because God won't trust an Englishman in the dark." - Irish Proverb.

I'd also like to note that being half-Latin means not only did my English Ancestors once control your country, since your French and English ancestors was both Britons and Gauls respectively, my Latin ancestors once controlled your ancestor's country and England and France too.

...Suck it.

Time to find some Black people to brag about how BOTH my lineages enslaved they're ancestors. Once 2000 years ago, again 200 years ago.

I now know how I keep coming up with these elaborlate schemes to take over the world and enslave everyone to mine salt so I and my fellow Englishman can live in luxury. It's in my genes.

...It's all changed. *SCREAMS OF ABSOLUTE TERROR*

Anyone home?

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