How to get front page flash.

CapnChaos

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How to get front page flash.

Posted by CapnChaos - December 1st, 2009

Here are some ways, in order of effectiveness, to get your flash on the front page.

1. Be a staff member.

2. Be a friend or family member of a staff member.

2A. Be anyone else that most of NewGrounds recognizes.

3. Make a sequel to a series that is (or at least used to be) good. *Note* may require you to have made the series your extending.

4. Make a flash that includes as many internet memes as possible. (Watch "How to be a NG animator god")

5. Be ridiculously talented (Adam Phillips)

6. Be talented, and also lucky.

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RedBartlettLock 2009-12-03 19:27:29

100% on the dot.

CapnChaos 2009-12-03 19:27:29

I know right. :|

STALKERClock 2009-12-04 10:50:42

I'm still here guys.

Rusty 2009-12-08 12:29:28

I just got back, and speeling most of the time, you never go on our pages these days.

CapnChaos 2009-12-08 12:29:28

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT HES BACK!

Rusty 2009-12-08 18:20:53

I also agree with you, but you forgot one thing...Put a Hentai Slideshow in.

The general retarded population of NewGrounds will instantly 5 a Hentai Slideshow that was made in Powerpoint and exported onto Flash using images of Hentai they downloaded from the internet even if there is no skill whatsoever required and they should just be god damn blammed, and people watching it should look for a PORN site, not a god damn FLASH site.

CapnChaos 2009-12-08 18:20:53

Oh shit yes. I forgot hentai. 99% of newgrounds is 13 year old boys.

Rusty 2009-12-08 18:21:25

On second thought, just put anything that looks like boobies in...

RedBartlettLock 2009-12-08 18:51:32

I love how we stay in our little groups and never talk to new people here on Newgrounds... :P

CapnChaos 2009-12-08 18:51:32

I know right? It's like school.

Rusty 2009-12-14 17:27:57

Lol, on LIVE we could barely understand each other's accents.

Well I sort of understood yours, Canadian accents aren't that different from Northern American ones, and since most movies are based in Northern America, I have a good understanding of the accent.

While you've probally never a Scouse accent in your whole life. Especially since compared to other accents is probally the most unique one out there. No other accent sounds anything like it not even accents from other cities in England.

CapnChaos 2009-12-14 17:27:57

Lol.

Rusty 2009-12-14 17:33:13

(Also, if you think my accent is thick...You should hear the locals, mines as normal as it get's.)

CapnChaos 2009-12-14 17:33:13

I think it wouldn't be too bad if your mic wasn't so fuzzy. I don't know if it was actually your mic or the over-sea connection, but it was pretty distorted.

Rusty 2009-12-16 13:29:43

Well, I heard your voice perfectly...So it's either my mic or you have a shit connection.

CapnChaos 2009-12-16 13:29:43

well, on that particular day my internet was fine.

it's usually only shit when there's bad weather.

Rusty 2009-12-17 11:33:12

Must be my mic then, although my English friends can understand fine using it, so it's probally just shit over sea.

How to get front page flash.

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