Yeah, so earlier today, a god damned wasp thought it would be lulz to sting me right in the tip of my god damned finger.

Those of you who have been stung by wasps, bees, or hornets know how much it hurts, but I have somehow avoided being stung all together until this morning.

The reason this is such a problem for me is that people in my family tend to react rather intensely to stings.

The fact that it's on thetip of my finger is also an issue. Sense there is little tissue between the skin and the bone up there, the venom obviously had to spread, affecting my whole finger.

Now my finger is useless, fat, painful AND numb at the same time.

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Because of my enlightenment on the yellow jacket situation now, I say we should kill any wasp or bee that we see.

An example. The wasp that stung me was in one of the compartments in my grandpa's boat.

We were getting it set for our yearly fishing trip (leaving Thursday by the way.) and when i opened the compartment, a wasp locked onto my finger and stung.

It turns out a bunch of his asshole wasp buddies set up camp there and made a nest.

Naturally, me and my grandpa went to the tool-shed and got the smoker (poison smoke that kills the crap out of bees, wasps, and other insects). Some of them escaped, only to die moments later from being poisoned.

With the fatass queen too fat and lazy to retreat, she died, along with the colony.

Revenge was mine.

"Bee Movie" wasn't funny either.