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CapnChaos
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

Age 30, Male

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The Something School of Whatev

Canada

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Than and I had a broken computer.

College is going okay, I finally chose a specific field of science, Biology by the way. It's tough as shit naturally though. You're swallowed in work 24/7.

I was studying General Science until I can pick a favourite field and focus on it.

Any free time I get recently is spent drunk because I have enough stress to push my brain out of my left ear.

Oh, and I hate the new Prime Minster. Yes, more than every other Prime besides Winston Churchill and Tony Blair.

And Margaret Thatcher...Well, I quote Frankie Boyle a popular Scottish Comedian. "The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we'll dig a hole deep enough to deliver her to Satan ourselves."

*That

I also still live with my parents. And my 2 brothers and 1 sister.

In other news, your comments about Red Dead Redemption being "GTA with Cowboys and Indians." was so untrue that I'm forced to e-Pimp Slap you.

*Pimp Slap*

Yeh, but the point was that it was a gross exaggeration

*Pimp Slap...Again.*

That was for no reason at all, I just needed something to break the ice. I find that slapping people when you have nothing to talk about breaks the awkward silence. Alot.

Agreed.

The Social Norm of wearing pants is overrated. I have every right to attend class without pants.

Funny you should say that. The vegetarian mentioned was my English teacher.

What is it with English Teachers and they're obsession with pants. -_-

Pffft, I know right?

Screw it, I'm making a protest outside of my College with no pants. Expressing the freedom I should have to CHOOSE not to wear pants.

Be sure to make it clear that the protest is only opposing English teachers.

I'll fly over to Canada while you're attending class and shove my junk into your English teachers face.

Incase you don't realize it's me, I'm the half-Italian, half-Irish guy with a British Accent and no pants. I'll be carrying a Red Balloon so you don't miss me.

Alright, but finals just finished, so I'll just be at home anyhow.

Aww, I'm already halfway there!

Had alot of crap trying to get into a plane without pants.

that's what trench-coats are for. If you want to risk looking like a pedophile...

Why don't I grow a massive beard too? I'll watch in amazement as mothers with small boys hide they're children and give me a suspicious look.

Heh, yeah. Or maybe just a big moustache...

You mean like a twirly child snatcher moustache?

I don't know why, but until now I never thought about the Queen's Vagina.

Sure I mentioned it before, but I didn't THINK about it. And after thinking about it I realized how weird and yet how awesome it would be to have a sexual affair with the Queen. (When she was like 20 or something obviously.)

You'd be motherfuckin' rich. You'd come home with jewels in your coat pocket that she gave you as a romantic gift and some you stole.

I just realized how I'm getting to get rich.

1. Seduce the Queen.

2. Continue Love Affair for as long as she lives.

3. ????

4. Profit!

I get that it's the ??? PROFIT meme thingy, but i couldn't help but think that step 3 was to burn the prenuptial agreements.

So whats it like living 5 hours in the past?

Time efficient.

Your argument with a vegetarian is funny, I should try saying that next time. I don't hate vegetarians (completely) but if you don't want to eat meat go live somewhere else, meat is part of our heritage.

Pelmeni
Kholodets
Shchi (if you want meat in it)
I could put up more but I can't be damned.

Mmhm, same here. I don't hate them per se, but they shouldn't try and force ME into vegetarianism.

What would Canada be without bacon though?

A country full of syrup and crappy cartoons?

Hey! We made Ren and Stimpy!!!

I'm just kidding. A lot of shows I remember from Canada (especially from the 80s and 90s) were badly drawn, poorly animated and only lasted for 1 or 2 years. We all have good and bad shows and I'm sure Canada does too.

True, but I'm pretty sure most animated shows from back then didn't last long anyway.

Exceptions are Bugs Bunny, Flintstones, Scooby Doo, etc.

I learnt that from years of watching Youtube Poop and other satirical stuff.

Speaking of which, a Nuclear Apocalypse just happen and the entire world has been consumed. It's going to effect the GMT Time Zone in 10 minutes! You have 5 hours and 10 minutes to get your ass in a bunker.

By the way, Canada get's the worst of it. The U.S finally decided to ask you guys in your last hour to "Submit to U.S Authority and be annexed peacefully, or we blow the fuck out of you." Canada responded with "Be a bunch of Americans? Fuck that." and you guys got torn to shit.

STALKER's already dead, bastard didn't even give me a warning from the future.

Good thing I'm signed up for one of these "Vault-Tec" safety bunkers!

Really!? Then who left this comment here?

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