I don't know if you guys have noticed this but Canistel hasn't been active for a while now.
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.
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We definitely noticed, however, we were given fair warning by him.
hi, sir, how are you?
(i'm redbartlet's clock friendz) hi dere
what's new?
any script/movie on the planssss
fuck, i really missed u guyse.
just saying.
how did the world war II movie went by?
(i remembr that u plann'ed a stuff you making, nao)
Alright, so I was considering your blurb for a moment and I came up with an idea:
To cure obesity we will organize a series of world-wide marathon races in every nation under the U.N, two races will be held in each nation. B
ut only fat people can compete in it. Now, the goal is to get EVERY fat person in the world in this race, so we simply offer this reward to the winner:
A coupon that will allow the one in it's possession to have an unlimited amount of Snacks, Fast-Food, Junk Food, Movies, DVD's, Video Games (No Kinect, Wii or PS Move games though.) , etc. ALL for free.
These coupos reward. There will be two in every country under the U.N.
Now, I'm certain that 90% of the world's fat people will come to these races.
So, the races will all start and when the winners win we will give them there prizes.
What's that you say? "But doesn't that mean the lucky winners will just get fat again with the prize?"
Well, here's the kicker...We go to each one of they're houses and while they're sleeping, I put a plastic bag over they're head while you assault them with a sack of bricks. Then we go to the next winner until they're all dead.
Now about the Non United Nations places. We nuke 'em. Moving on.
Any questions?
Haha, I was waiting for you to write a witty remark. And i got a good one a that.
Welcome back xD
I was serious.
Oh so was i. I really, seriously was.
So it's settled.
Next we just need to figure out how to recruit an army.
Well, if we ran for government in a National Socialist party, and described to them how it works, people would probably go for it.
We just leave out the part where Hitler had the same idea around 1940.
We could also use our combined Genius to dominate the Criminal Underworld and take over Third World countries with highly corrupt governments. *cough cough* Cuba *cough cough*
I share a birthday with Castro. That's a start i think.
I can use my Italian roots to become a Made Man in the Liverpool Cosa Nostra. From there I'll try and become the Boss of Cosa Nostra in Liverpool and take over Liverpool's underworld.
Then I'll move to places like London and rinse and repeat until I've taken over Britain's whole Underworld. Then I'll use my high status in the Cosa Nostra of being smart enough to take over Britain's criminal underworld and all things like Ilegal weapons, Drugs, Prositution, Gambling, Extortion in Britain are under my control.
Then I'll use The Godfather's trust against him and hire a hit against him when he writes me in his will to the next Godfather. And I'll hire a hit against the Hitman who I told to hit The Godfather. And I will tell the Hitman who killed the first Hitman that he just "Didn't give me what he owes him.".
Then I'll control the whole of Cosa Nostra and use it to take over the Criminal Underworld in every nation.
And I'll sit around, taking 11 days to respond.
I was wondering where you was. O_o
I have the misfortune of being a senior.
Schoolwork is really piling up, and I haven't had the time to be on here.
Aside from that, my crappy satellite internet that doesn't work when it's snowing.
Ahh, I remember all that bullshit. And it's happening ALL over again in College. It's like a horrible reoccuring nightmare.
I had an idea for one of those lame generic comedy movies Hollywood pumps out all the time.
So it starts out showing a couple kids get arrested and put on trial for some crime. They are sentenced to 10 years in juvy but somehow they exscape or something.
Now fast forward some time (twenty years or so) and they are found by police and forced to follow their court sentence and fill out their time in juvy. But they are adults. So then some crazy shit will happen in juvy because there is nothing funnier to idiots than adults having to treat children as equals.
Rusty
Lol, that ending was hilarious. Those stupid fucks!
Heh, I have odd thoughts when seeing sad endings.
For example, when Romeo drinks that poisonous shit upon seeing Juliet's dead body.
Despite her of course, waking up from that knock-out juice that she drank.
My first thought? "What an idiot, if he looked around more this shit wouldn't of happened."
CapnChaos
I know right? It's also like the ancient Greek legend of the Minotaur, when Theseus returned from killing the Minotaur, forgetting to change the sails of his ships, caused his father Aethra to think he died, and jump off a cliff.
If this people would just hang around for like, five minutes, these stories would have happy endings.
Anyway, with my movie plot, it was just something that randomly came to mind. I didn't think it was terrible, so i shared xD