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CapnChaos
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

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Is anybody else stereotypical?

Posted by CapnChaos - August 6th, 2009


I was wondering something.

We all know that stereotypes aren't exactly true, but I've realized that I'm such a stereotypical Canadian.

I love beer,

I love Maple Syrup,

I love Back Bacon,

And I say "eh?" constantly.

So is anybody else stereotypical?

Like do you British people like tea and Crumpets?

Are you Russians Drunken communists?

Do you Texans sell propane and propane accessories?

Is anybody else stereotypical?


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I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

The Well, I only use stereotypes joking around. But, I like tea (I don't know anyone who eats Crumpets.) and so does nearly everyone in Britain, it's a culture thing I guess. We don't have bad teeth or dental problems, that's bullshit and we don't speak in those really horrible accents. Especially since theres an accent for every city and town. And I'm not sure if you've heard of the stereotype of us all being Upper Class and speaking posh. Well, the upper class talks like that, but I've never seen someone rich in my life. Except maybe that spoiled kid from School.

So quick answer: The only thing stereotypical I do is drink tea.

I guess I'm stereotypical, but Canadian stereotypes are all good things, eh?

1. We like delicious foods like bacon, syrup and kraft dinner.
2. We like beer (who doesn't)
3. We say 'eh?' (Who gives a shit?)
4. We're polite.

With stereotypes like that, Why would a Canadian NOT want to be stereotypical?

Well the only thing that's stereotypical about me is that I drink vodka on special occasions and not everyday like some people. The Soviet Union is gone but we still use the hammer and sickle to remember or just to have something on the wall (like me).

Russia is cool though.

Vodka = win.

Also, your language is awesome. If i got to choose a second language, i would have chosen Russian instead of french.

If your wondering: I live in Liverpool. The crapbucket of England.

A pool full of liver.

Despite that though, if I ever go to England, I'm definitely visiting you.

Stick to the nicer parts of the city, and if you see a place full of Graffiti, shifty looking characters and prostitutes then you've justed stepped into Liverpool's crimeworld.

Besides that, as long as you don't go into a bad area of the city, you should fine and there's actually alot to see. Alot of tourists think of Liverpool as England's New York. And there right, it's full of crime, there's alot of sites and e get stereotyped as being "Loud, obnoxious, stupid and usually a Criminal." Although, I'm not any of these which is similiar to an average New Yorker's stereotype.

Oh thanks, no-one has ever said that to me.

Most Texans here are steriotipical. Not me or my family, though. Y'know. They have the accents, they always say "y'all" and they think Texas is the best place on the face of the earth.

If you're talking about Americans though, they're just like anybody from any other country, although there's some of those ignorant bastards who are racist, think no country can possibly better than America, which I'm not 100% sure, because I haven't been to that many countries, and are fat, eat nothing but American food, listen to Lynard Skynard (although I must admit, some of his songs are quite decent), etc. But that's a very small percentage.

Mah boi.... I'm going to Gamalon for dinner.