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CapnChaos
I wear the pants in my sexual relationships. But that's just a formality because- Actually on second thought I have no problem with not wearing pants.

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Ground Breaking Religious News!

Posted by CapnChaos - June 9th, 2009


Alright, so I was thinking today, and I discovered something very shocking; The Devil is Greater than God.

Now, as an agnostic, I don't believe in one definite god, but for you religious nuts out there, here you go.

1. The devil is greater than nothing.

2. Nothing is greater than God.

3. Therefore, The Devil is greater than God!

Heartbreaking news.

God is undoubtedly worshiped because he is believed by many as the highest power.

If the Devil is greater than god, then all you religious people have got it all wrong.

Maybe goths are actually onto something.

Ground Breaking Religious News!


Comments

The street preachers make me laugh where I live.

There were two street preachers the pther day, across the road from each other.

One guy had a sign that said: The end is nigh! Repent!

The other one said: The end is nigh! Rejoice!

LMFAO!

xD

Good to see you on here.

It feels so empty without Cash.

I know... :(

I know I miss Cash so much, he was so great.

CASHCLOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!11111

Hmm...Does this mean I should rape small children in the name of Satan or what?

Yes.

But seriously, Welcome back, man!

Heh, over the two months I've been playing Fable II over and over.

I know every line of dialogue.

From start to finish.

Ask me what a character says and I'll answer it correctly, give me a hard one. Go ahead...Come on. Shoot a question.

Hmm, trying to think of a hard one.

While i do, here's an easy one. "OBEY!"

Lucien says it like all the time when you do something wrong, the commandent say it a couple of times and thats it.

yeah.

I kinda meant the commandant, (hence the capitals + !)

but anyway, i thought of my favourite one.

"You have entered a place with a long standing history of evil, pain and terror...And poker night is Friday."

Ah, Cornelius Grim's exact words when you meet him as you join up with the Temple of Shadows.

Nice. That's both impressive and sad at the same time.

Also, I lol'd at your msn handwriting pic, ahh...Mocking people who use MS paint or some cheap programme to draw. :P

Yeah. Mostly the douchebags who think their ms paint drawings are good.

Yeah it is kinda sad :(

I should go out more...But then those Evil bees might get me...Evil bees, plotting World Domination and junk.

lol