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Ground Breaking Religious News!

Posted by CapnChaos Jun. 9, 2009 @ 1:49 PM EDT

Alright, so I was thinking today, and I discovered something very shocking; The Devil is Greater than God.

Now, as an agnostic, I don't believe in one definite god, but for you religious nuts out there, here you go.

1. The devil is greater than nothing.

2. Nothing is greater than God.

3. Therefore, The Devil is greater than God!

Heartbreaking news.

God is undoubtedly worshiped because he is believed by many as the highest power.

If the Devil is greater than god, then all you religious people have got it all wrong.

Maybe goths are actually onto something.

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11 Comments

Jun. 11, 2009 | 3:38 AM STALKERClock says:

The street preachers make me laugh where I live.

Jun. 11, 2009 | 9:01 PM CapnChaos responds:

There were two street preachers the pther day, across the road from each other.

One guy had a sign that said: The end is nigh! Repent!

The other one said: The end is nigh! Rejoice!

Jun. 12, 2009 | 2:51 AM RedBartlettLock says:

LMFAO!

xD

Jun. 12, 2009 | 10:36 AM CapnChaos responds:

Good to see you on here.

Jun. 15, 2009 | 5:02 PM STALKERClock says:

It feels so empty without Cash.

Jun. 15, 2009 | 10:51 PM CapnChaos responds:

I know... :(

Jun. 21, 2009 | 3:29 PM speeling says:

:O
get online. you're never on aim anymore.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:28 AM CashClock says:

I know I miss Cash so much, he was so great.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 12:30 PM CapnChaos responds:

CASHCLOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!11111

Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:52 AM CashClock says:

Hmm...Does this mean I should rape small children in the name of Satan or what?

Jun. 22, 2009 | 12:31 PM CapnChaos responds:

Yes.

But seriously, Welcome back, man!

Jun. 22, 2009 | 12:37 PM CashClock says:

Heh, over the two months I've been playing Fable II over and over.

I know every line of dialogue.

From start to finish.

Ask me what a character says and I'll answer it correctly, give me a hard one. Go ahead...Come on. Shoot a question.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 12:53 PM CapnChaos responds:

Hmm, trying to think of a hard one.

While i do, here's an easy one. "OBEY!"

Jun. 22, 2009 | 6:33 PM CashClock says:

Lucien says it like all the time when you do something wrong, the commandent say it a couple of times and thats it.

Jun. 22, 2009 | 6:48 PM CapnChaos responds:

yeah.

I kinda meant the commandant, (hence the capitals + !)

but anyway, i thought of my favourite one.

"You have entered a place with a long standing history of evil, pain and terror...And poker night is Friday."

Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:13 PM CashClock says:

Ah, Cornelius Grim's exact words when you meet him as you join up with the Temple of Shadows.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 3:14 PM CapnChaos responds:

Nice. That's both impressive and sad at the same time.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 2:42 PM CashClock says:

Also, I lol'd at your msn handwriting pic, ahh...Mocking people who use MS paint or some cheap programme to draw. :P

Jun. 23, 2009 | 3:15 PM CapnChaos responds:

Yeah. Mostly the douchebags who think their ms paint drawings are good.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 6:26 PM CashClock says:

Yeah it is kinda sad :(

I should go out more...But then those Evil bees might get me...Evil bees, plotting World Domination and junk.

Jun. 23, 2009 | 9:09 PM CapnChaos responds:

lol

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