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With the addition of the new "Latest Art" box on my profile, it's getting pretty fucking cluttered.
What the hell will happen if i submit some audio, will my page explode from over-cluttered-ness?
EDIT: Nevermind, I noticed that there's more space in general on the pages now.
Updated: 07/09/09 12:54 PM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!First of all, yes, I'm still alive. I was just on vacation.
Secondly, we should all mourn the deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucet, and TV spokesman Billy Mays.
On a lighter note, Happy Canada Day (July 1) and/or Independence Day (July 4) to all the Canadians and Americans out there.
Because this post is so short, here's a song.
Gentlemen, after long last, I've changed my user pics again.
Enjoy.

Alright, so I was thinking today, and I discovered something very shocking; The Devil is Greater than God.
Now, as an agnostic, I don't believe in one definite god, but for you religious nuts out there, here you go.
1. The devil is greater than nothing.
2. Nothing is greater than God.
3. Therefore, The Devil is greater than God!
Heartbreaking news.
God is undoubtedly worshiped because he is believed by many as the highest power.
If the Devil is greater than god, then all you religious people have got it all wrong.
Maybe goths are actually onto something.

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've travelled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, ROCK!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll tan you're fucking hide, RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, surpreme, OOOHH GOD!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
SUPREEEMEEEEE YEAAAAAHHH
SUPREME!!
The comic war is back on!
For those of you who don't know what it is, it's an all in good fun war I've waged against
Canistel Lock (Redbartlettlock)
The war is fought through comic strips.
My first few were poorly made, but I'm putting more effort into each one.
My comics:

Quite possibly the greatest commercial ever created.
9 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hey guys!
Fable II comes out in (Checks watch) 5 months ago.
I'm really excited to play it.
It's gonna be really awesome.
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I think that gets my point out. Not mad at you, just thought I'd do it.
It's obnoxious.
Can't do anything on the fucking website.
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